11.22.2012

The holidays


The holidays are supposed to be filled with peace, love, fun, and family traditions.  At least that’s what I read in magazines and peoples’ Facebook statuses.  Homes are supposed to have perfect trees, the aroma of freshly baked cookies, and stockings hung with care in hopes that St. Nick soon will be there. 

But let’s get real here.  Not all families are worthy of a made for TV movie and that’s exactly why I’m venting, I mean writing, today.  Let’s face it; there are more dysfunctional families akin to the Parkers in A Christmas Story or the Griswolds in Christmas Vacation than we all care to admit.  Chances are many of our own families could probably give them a run for the money on any given day.

I think it is important for all to realize the following:

·         The holidays aren't about mauling people on Black Friday to get a good deal.  Guess what?  You can shop online in your pajamas and get the same deals.

·         As far as presents go, don’t ask what someone wants if you have no intention of buying anything on their list.  Always defer to the parents.  If they say their kid is saving for something big, help the kid out and give them a gift card to help them reach his/her goal.
    
·         No one wants to read status update after status update about your inflated happiness (and on the flip side, misery) during the holidays.  Did you know that it has been documented that over posting about your happiness (or misery) is a way of over compensating for what your life lacks?  Yep, true story.   That being said, please post realistic updates.  If your great grandma nearly caught the house on fire, post about it.  If your sweet nephew ran around in a tutu playing with Barbie, post about it.  Post about the things that made the moment memorable.  Be real.  Be honest.

·         Warning: This is a hard one.  Not all families get along.  And you know what, that’s okay.  Cherish those you want to spend time with and don’t worry about the others.  That’s bound to upset those that want everyone all together, but seriously, if it doesn't matter the other 364 days of the year, does it really matter on Christmas?  Take some advice from Cindy Lou Lou Who of Grinch fame, “I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family.”  Real family is comprised of those that are those that are there for you all 365 days. 

·         And last but not least, green bean casserole is gross.

Do you have advice for your fellow holiday revelers?  

11.18.2012

Fair warning.


See that button over there?  On the left?  The one that says “Be nice to me or I’ll blog about you”?  Yep, I mean it and it also applies to being nice to my little family.  Just like a Texan may say “Don’t mess with Texas (or I’ll take my toys/barbeque/guns and go home or secede the union)" or something equally cliché, I feel the same.  Mess with my family and Lord help you.